Posts Tagged ‘Surprise’
“I’ll surprise you when you least expect it” = Has a good grasp on the definition of “surprise”
“We share an ease of communication and always engage in lively, fun conversations covering a wide range of topics.” = Favorite movie: A Beautiful Mind.
“Guitars in cases don’t get played” = Doesn’t believe in using condoms
“I’m here hoping to meet someone that recognizes the importance of good commutation” = Example from Merriam-Webster Dictionary: He appealed for a commutation of his death sentence to life imprisonment
Lists “how I met your mother” among “A Few Of My Favorite Things” = your father is on Match.com
Good morales = Dan Quayle is on Match.com
“Dog is one of my passions” = Dyslexic Catholic
“We don’t have to share all the same hobbies” = just one. . .
“I am looking to meet someone and not be sanding emails for too long” = Construction worker who brings work home with him
“I have a business dealing with women’s clothe it’s a very high end workout” = “Just like I leave the ‘s’ of clothes, I’d like to leave the clothes off you and get in a good workout”
“You should have the wisdom to go with the flow when appropriate” = “Just tell me I’m right, always”
“The greatest intimacy is best-achieved with some space” = Well-endowed
“You value sharing the tiny adventures of daily life with me” = not so well-endowed